Take two beers and jump

In less than a month I become a full-time student, which means I have to take the hit and quit my job.

I have definitely had quite a few ups and downs at my current place of employment.

Sometimes I wish I could go out with a massive BANG,

But, honestly, I can't top Steven Slater,

No matter what I do, I don't think Jimmy Fallon will ever write a song about me.


Which means I've gotta take two beers and jump.
 

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