The dreams of acting offscreen

Eating potato pancakes and drinking coffee and hour and a half before hot yoga.

I might throw up during class but that's okay.

Just stay out a deep Camel Pose and you'll be okay, I'm saying to myself. Don't tilt your neck so far back during Cobra Pose, don't lean your head all the way down during Downward Dog.

Luckily not upchucking is the only thing I need to worry about.

Nothing silly like alighing my chakras, or balancing my chi.

Just don't puke or fart in hot yoga and I'm set.

And, sure, maybe I could avoid these self-induced dramz if I wasn't eating potato pancakes and drinking coffee before going.

But when yr bf wakes up on a Saturday to make you tasty eats it's not like you can say no.

You eat that stuff with a smile on yr face and be thankful for it.

Happy Saturday.