Rosemary, heaven restores you in life

Some things that University life has taught me are

sometimes regurgitating what your prof expects instead of your own insight is the way to an A

people with tenure are usually giant asshats

just because someone is in post-secondary doesn't mean that they're smart

and that art students don't always understand the art they're supposed to be making.

Because if this chick knew anything about Nihilism, she wouldn't be doing such gross things to try and prove a point.

'Cause with Nihilism, there is no point in doing anything.

And we wouldn't have to sit through two minutes of her trying to open a friggen tin can before anything actually happens

before we spend the next several regretting that we did.