It's official, Charlie Sheen has not only officially jumped couch
he's made every other crazy person look like
well
just some crazy person
dude's totally badass
got razor-sharp wit
is a mad playboy
and could ingest enough drugs to kill an elephant and still pork yr girlfriend while driving down Sunset Blvd and flipping off all the pregnant moms with strollers
because he simply doesn't give a fuck.
He's too busy #winning.