It's official, Charlie Sheen has not only officially jumped couch

he's made every other crazy person look like

well

just some crazy person

dude's totally badass

got razor-sharp wit

is a mad playboy

and could ingest enough drugs to kill an elephant and still pork yr girlfriend while driving down Sunset Blvd and flipping off all the pregnant moms with strollers

because he simply doesn't give a fuck.

He's too busy #winning.