February 1, 2012

here are some things he said today before class started (just make sure you read them in your most condescending, annoying and obnoxious voice, so it's accurate):

I think that you, like me, share a pseudo-nihilistic view of the world

I hate people. My friends are "persons", once you attain a level on which I can tolerate you, you go from being a "people" to a "persons".

I'm a random person - BLEEEEEH

I have a system for eating my Jolly Ranchers... first blue, then bleen -- haha what is bleen?! It's like I'm trying to form words with some pseudo-developed speech system

he's a Transcona person, like me. whoop whoop.

sometimes I get bored and frustrated and I end up gnawing on my desk at home, I'll sit with my forehead against the desk and - it's made of particleboard, by the way

I wrote six pages in two hours (to the prof... why does he care?) in two hours I finished a proposal AND half of my microbio paper

how do I say that in Klingon?

/speaking in Klingon/

I probably made some sort of grammatical error because it's a made up language like esperanto

48,000$ on drugs!

it's like "this big", the keypad I mean, but the buttons are the size of your thumb. I had to clarify in case you thought I was talking about a penis.




I want to kill myself.