I wish I could be president
even I can't because you know Donald Trump would be all
we need to find out if she was really born in Winnipeg! where the hell is Winnipeg, even? it sounds made up! and who is actually born on remembrance day. c'mon!
and then he'd realize that not everything comes from the US
like me
and I'd be barred from running
which is cool by me because being president is a big job
but if that's the case
can I at least can I visit the white house
and play with the marshmallow gun?
