Things I learned about America
the guys at Happy Harry's will carry your liquor to the car for you
some people think it's okay to put anti gay-marriage signs on their front lawns (which really upset me, wtf guys, that is NOT OKAY)
for breakfast they eat biscuits and gravy, except the gravy is actually white sauce with sausage in it
Target is insane
americans camping around a bunch of canadians down for the long weekend will put tiny american flags around their campsite in case there was any confusion as to whether or not they were american
they don't like it when canadian girls take their tits out while tubing
Minnesota doesn't sell alcohol on sundays. AT ALL.
downtown Grand Forks is super cute
there are anti-abortion signs along major highways
they're very sensitive about canadian universal health care
people running campgrounds really like when it's Canada day long weekend and a bunch of rowdy, friendly canadians all come to party
the town of red lake falls reminds me a lot of small towns in ontario
americans love american flags, colours, stars and stripes to the point of excess
and
it's definitely not canada.
