saw The Master last night
which was step 1. of our date night where I was all
why don't we go see a movie? we never go out to see movies these days
and then we got to silvercity polo park and Tyrone got stuck in the huge-assed line to buy tickets and because we were short on time I went to get snacks and here's how it went down:
I stepped into a line with five peeps in it, stood there for a sec and realized
hey the line next to me is just two chicks at the register, I'd better hop over there
so I hopped
and waited
and waited
and waited
because apparently people don't know that while they're waiting in line for the concessions they should figure out wtf they want first and then start talking about whatevs instead of the other way around
plus the chick was trying to get the concession girl to scan some barcode from her smartphone because she lost whataver it was she was trying to use
(scene card? who cares)
and wound up having to slo-o-o-o-wly recite the sku to her and then omg they forgot that extra small drink and omg they needed it no ice and omg I was ready to kill them.
by this time the line I had left was already past the spot I would have secured (of course) and there's a huge line-up behind me and these two chicks are still yammering away and Tyrone showed up and I said
this is going nowhere
but by now you're committed and there's nothing you can do but wait. even tho the movie has started and you're going to have to find your seats in the dark.
luckily by the time we flew through our order and got to the theatre we had only missed some of the previews and since we weren't going to see some stupid movie like hotel transylvania 3D, taken 2, franenweenie 3D or paranormal activity 4 (wtf) the theatre wasn't jammed full of people so we found a seat okay.
the moral of the story is that people are inconsiderate and don't know how to do anythin and the master is a really disturbing epic of a film and PT Anderson is a friggin' genius.
it seems to be his 'thing' to do movies about these really rotten, atrocious people and the characters in this movie were seriously effed up. also it's about cults (if you know anything about scientology you'll see a lot of resemblances between lancaster dodd-hoffman's character- and l. ron hubbard are striking).
it's a tough movie that's a challenge to the audience, but you know I like a good challenge and this didn't disappoint.
if you liked there will be blood, then see this because it's just as good and worth the hassle it'll take to get yr damn popcorn.
