I've died, here is the loot that I dropped:
Backpack
Equipable Item
+ 8 strength
Contains:
Lunchbox
- 5 hunger
Jury Duty Paperwork (quest item)
Pink circle scarf of infinite steez
Equippable Item
+ 2 charisma
+ 1 pumpkin spice latte
- 1 real world cred
Jean Jacket
Equippable Item
+ 5 charisma
+ 4 defense
Glasses
Equippable Item
+ 4.5 perception
iPhone 5S (quest item)
Must be charged for status to take effect
+ 8 morale
- 10 perception
Shoes:
Equippable Item
+ 3 speed
+ 3 agility
In other news, I've picked up my game of Final Fantasy IX again.