September 1, 2011

my parents bought a bunch of stuff back from their vacation which to be fair is all mom and dad vacation type things like body washes and candles and a cookbook but they also bought a bitchin king-size bed for their house (not from the states) so they gave us their old memory-foam mattress and for once it doesn't feel like my back is 90 years old for once and also Tyrone didn't roll over and squish me while he was sleeping like he usually does

or maybe I just didn't wake up when he did it because I had four Gravol chewables before going to bed and was groggy like I was drunk before falling asleep. lately I've been having mega issues sleeping, I just lie awake and think about really stupid stuff like what someone said to me that day or how much my textbooks will cost this year. basically nothing you care about.

for lunch I am eating leftover pork tenderloin which was cooked with a rub of fresh garlic paste, cilantro and cayenne pepper with dill roasted vegetables and a smoky cayenne mayo which I made all from scratch because I am clearly infallible and so perfect and can do no wrong.

this blog is now called SWAGGERVILLE

just kidding

Swaggerville is stupid and I don't think I'm the greatest thing since pockets. you know what I don't even want to talk about it anymore because every time I bring up the fact that it's stupid we can't just be proud of our team like a regular city people get upset and troll me all over FaceBook and Twitter, isn't there a corner of The Internet where I can hide from these fanatics?? Seriously guyse.

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