I have a face made for the radio

but not the voice to match.

I don't enunciate enough, sometimes I talk too loudly, the only impression I can do is a Kennedy Accent and I can't even do that very well.

I'm from the middle of the prairies so I my voice is boring, lifeless and without dramatic quality.

unless I'm yelling at you.

reading aloud is the worst. I could be reading Shakespeare or F. Scott Fitzgerald or The Declaration of Independence and it would still put you to sleep.

but if you skip to 1:56 in this video you can hear Sir Ian McKellen reading some really boring stuff in a really interesting way. way better than I ever could.

which is just one more thing that he can do better than I can.