Ron Burgundy was on Conan tonight
he played the jazz flute and insulted Conan and announced a sequel to Anchorman and then played jazz flute backwards up the stairs as he left.
a little-known fact about my relationship with Tyrone is that one of the first times we hung out as a couple I made him watch Anchorman with me
he swears nowadays that he "likes it" but he didn't seem so thrilled while we were watching
especially when I started quoting the good parts
(which is all of it)
and I laughed and he sighed and I laughed and he rolled his eyes and I think he wondered what he'd gotten himself into
because he'd started dating a girl who liked terrible Will Ferrel movies and could quote them verbatim
so then I rolled over and told him
take me to pleasure town
and even if he noticed that I said it along with the movie
at that point, it didn't matter
