My friend Cenquist looks 12
and on Saturday we went out to The King's Head to celebrate another year of him looking like a teenager
and drank beers that I assume he got ID'd to drink.
did I ever tell you how Cenquist and I met?
well, it was through the Internet
on twitter, actually
and I thought he was a bit of a know it all
until I met him IRL at #secrethandshake
and he was wearing a TMNT shirt and a TMNT hat
and I was all
"this guy is pretty legit"
and we've had many adventures since.
so happy un-birthday big guy
I promise that I'll throw you a party in half of The King's Head when you turn 50
even though you'll still look 12.