I brought this on myself

10446494_10154343417975323_572949270182185983_nwhen I insisted that he buy it.

The weird, striped belly top with blown-out armpits.

Which he tried on over his shirt while the dude running the yard sale laughed at us.

"You have to!" I said "it's perfect for festivals!"

Yesterday he wore it during Canada Day, for funsies

and the arms ripped off

and now it's just a Sick Vest.

Most people would be appalled and weirded out

but not me

I just enable the weirdness.

Tags: Life John