Washed up on the glittering shoals

I was sitting around recently thinking about how awesome it is to be me and how lucky I am and I thought "thank goodness nobody has the ability to be me, other than me".

Nobody can pretend to be me to fight off attackers, or to trick other predators, or could even pretend to be fourteen of my other friends in order to trick me.

Oh, wait. There's apparently an octopus that can mimic other animals.

Shit!

Luckily for me I don't happen to be a poisonous sea-creature.

Seriously, I'm not. I'm nowhere as cool-looking (though I try).

Otherwise I'd be really worried.