one day I will have a fancy condo

February 2, 2012 - 10:54pm - by admin

it will have stainless steel appliances
with big windows
a dishwasher
and an in-suite laundry room

because I am really getting sick of dealing with this person in my building

it's bad enough that I live on the 3rd floor of a walk-up and the laundry room is in the basement
which I can get over
knowing the workout my thighs are getting
going up and down and up and down the stairs

but we only have two washers
and two dryers
and there's this person who leaves their stuff in the dryer
forever

and that really gets my goat

I kid you not I have done two wash/dry loads each and this persons stuff is still there
though by then it's on top of the machine
because fucked if I'm waiting hours for you to come collect your laundry
at your leisure

so yes, person with the purple laundry basket I am talking to you!

it's ME who is tossing your stuff on top of the dryer
it's ME who has to handle your clothes because you're lazy
it's ME who, by the kindness of my heart
doesn't just throw your shit on the floor where it belongs

so now because of this jerk what should take me an hour and a half
is going to take me over four hours
because there's a girl in front of me in laundry-line
who is using one of the dryers, and one of the washers
which means I have
one
load of laundry in
when I need at least three

so you'd better believe that if by the time I get to the dryers
those clothes are still there
that person is getting a very strongly-worded note
on top of their clothes
in a pile on top of the machine

I officially have a new laundry nemesis
oh my god I'm turning into Raymi

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