taking her sweet-assed time

this chick was skinny as fawk so it wasn't a matter of physical bulk taking up space, she was just taking up all of it

you guys know what I mean

I sighed real loud and the dude next to me who was also waiting with his coffee in hand

looked over at me and we both pressed our lips into thin lines of disgust and widened our eyes at each other as if to say

wtf is going on here

and chicky is picking through all the various milks

and picking oh, just the absolute perfect cup lid for her precious whatever-the-fuck she was drinking

and her equally douchey boyfriend, with his hat and its stupid gold sticker

just grinned stupidly

and this went on

and on

and on

for a good couple of minutes

which doesn't seem like long but is an eternity in the world of starbucks drink condiment lines

and finally she leaves and dude and I both sign

and he offers to let me use the milk/sugar/lids bar first because some people have manners and he can see my cup doesn't have one of those cardboard anti-heat things

but I said

no

we can share, there's enough room for both of us

and as we put the final touches on our overpriced drinks

we rolled our eyes at each other

and smiled

and he said

"she must not be from around here"

and I laughed.