Tagged: bitches

bonded with a stranger today

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not like that omg get yr mind out of the gutter.

I was at starbucks in polo park waiting for my tall skinny vanilla latte in the teeny-tiny waiting space they give you after you've ordred which is in-between the rope they use to corral you into the line, and a door so people can exit and enter the starbucks

which is bad enough as it is

but after I got my tall skinny vanilla latte that said 'Tyrone' on it (because he ordered it for me, the sweet thing) I turned to put some milk in it and grab a lid and one of those nice sleeves you put on yr cup so you don't spill tall skinny vanilla latte all over yr fingers

and there was this chick at the milk/sugar/lids bar



standing there


taking her sweet-assed time

this chick was skinny as fawk so it wasn't a matter of physical bulk taking up space, she was just taking up all of it

you guys know what I mean

I sighed real loud and the dude next to me who was also waiting with his coffee in hand

looked over at me and we both pressed our lips into thin lines of disgust and widened our eyes at each other as if to say

wtf is going on here

and chicky is picking through all the various milks

and picking oh, just the absolute perfect cup lid for her precious whatever-the-fuck she was drinking

and her equally douchey boyfriend, with his hat and its stupid gold sticker

just grinned stupidly

and this went on

and on

and on

for a good couple of minutes

which doesn't seem like long but is an eternity in the world of starbucks drink condiment lines

and finally she leaves and dude and I both sign

and he offers to let me use the milk/sugar/lids bar first because some people have manners and he can see my cup doesn't have one of those cardboard anti-heat things

but I said

no

we can share, there's enough room for both of us

and as we put the final touches on our overpriced drinks

we rolled our eyes at each other

and smiled

and he said

"she must not be from around here"

and I laughed.


 

waiting for my lunch at Stella's

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and the girl at the next table is talking (loudly) to her friend and is talking about how her boyfriend -who she lives with- asked her to cut back on the barhopping because he can't keep covering her for rent and she turned around and said "I don't see why I have to give up my partying just so he can get his stupid degree".

in the fifteen minutes I've been here (food just arrived) she's bitched about her boyfriend, a coworker, a coworkers husband, a 'friend', her boyfriend and their house and their tv and it's like this big nonstop slew of negativity and it's so toxic.

Tyrone, I love you, thanks for not being a big barstar and paying the rent on time.

he is also home sick today, which I would gladly trade for sitting near this girl.

apparently she is going to break up with her boyfriend and 'find someone better'.


 

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