Tagged: children

I'm so out of touch with kids these days

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like for example

when did little kids start wanting to dress up as electronic music producers who dress up with big mouse heads?

when did they start listening to drum n bass?

and more importantly... why is an awful remix of Ghosts 'n Stuff being played at a children's Halloween dance?

I don't even know what's happening anymore.



 

If you laugh you're horribe, just like me

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Growing up we played on a wooden structure with a huge tire swing


it had a huge slide when I was really little, too


but some kid fell off it so they took it away


though the play structure stayed there for most of my childhood


despite kids getting slivers, and bashing their faces & limbs from swinging around on the tire swing


sometimes we (me) even flew off because we lost our grip


but the times are a-changin' and playgrounds aren't what they once were


now they're plastic, and 'safe'


except this one


 



 


if I ever have kids I hope there's no Spinning Mushroom of Death in the playground near our house


because I'd look like a really bad parent for laughing at the stupid kids trying to use it


 

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