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If there's one thing I don't like showing

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it's my feet.

I don't like my feet, I don't like anyone's feet, I basically don't like feet in general.


but I did something to my left foot while out Halloween partying


and I don't think it's broken but it sure is effed up



and as a result Tyrone told me


that since I should rest my effed up foot


(and we were both tired)


he would order me some Chinese food that we could eat in our underwear while watching Pitch Black


and while that was great


it would have been much better if it had been delivered by Conan O'Brien



I've gotta move to New York.


 

just now I put my tongue piercing back in

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I took it out yesterday because I'd irritated it while drinking wine in the park and watching Top Gun because when I drink I tend to mess with it. so today when I went to put it back in the bottom of my tongue had started to heal over and I had to actually break through the skin a bit and it was simultaneously disgusting, and awesome.

I have tea cooling here to help soothe my sore throat but I'm a bit scared to drink it now because I don't want to burn myself. ps have you ever felt a drink go through the piercing inside your tongue? so weird.

gross stuff like that is reason #156 why you read this blog.
 

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