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it's weird making yrself stay in two nights in a row

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everyone's all
omg are you coming out?!
and we're all
no
even though there's tons of
partays
and faces to see
and peeps offering all sorts of
cool plans
and
alternative hang-out options
to not cave
to say
oh
alright
and pack up and ship out
find adventure
lose sleep
make memories
the uje
instead
we went out for dinner
watched some BSG
caught up on projects
relaxed
which feels weird weird
but it's good
because
even superheroes
need a break sometimes.
 

walked to the store in the snow

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there's a slight breeze and it's snowing lightly. the magical kind that only happens at night beneath streetlights and between tree branches when everything seems perfect. when everything is perfect.

you forget mittens on purpose so you can hold hands in pockets. wind fingers together for warmth. maybe you'll slip because of it but it's worth it. the walk is better that way.

breath in the air. on skin.

winter kisses.

 

guys I think I'm getting old

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last year I dressed the hell up outta halloween, made a variety of masks from pictures of a friends face, danced my face off and partied with my nearest and dearest. usually halloween is one of my favourite holidays.

the past couple of years we've gone to huge parties thrown by amazing people (or groups of people), spent months planning our costumes, sewing, painting, drawing with sharpies, making elaborate accessories and happily spending too much money on all of it.

tyrone and I had been tossing around some of our most prolific couple-costumes ever (remember the year we went as "AMERICA"? that was great) and believe me we had some gooders being tossed around. epic costumes of epic proportions.

instead, this year my costume is "responsible student who goes out for dim sum and writes papers instead of partying"

wha'happen?!
 

More election-related videos need to be like this:

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This Day Last Year: waiting for my lunch at Stella’s

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and the girl at the next table is talking (loudly) to her friend and is talking about how her boyfriend -who she lives with- asked her to cut back on the barhopping because he can’t keep covering her for rent and she turned around and said “I don’t see why I have to give up my partying just so he can get his stupid degree”.

in the fifteen minutes I’ve been here (food just arrived) she’s bitched about her boyfriend, a coworker, a coworkers husband, a ‘friend’, her boyfriend and their house and their tv and it’s like this big nonstop slew of negativity and it’s so toxic.

Tyrone, I love you, thanks for not being a big barstar and paying the rent on time.

he is also home sick today, which I would gladly trade for sitting near this girl.

apparently she is going to break up with her boyfriend and ‘find someone better’.


 

The debate is on and this is all I have to say about it:

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Hip Hop Sunday #52 Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom

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okay so it's not hiphop

but die antwoord are amazing

and this video kicks ass

so enjoy this diversion from the norm

and enjoy your Hip Hop Sunday

 

one of my favourite local artists covers one of my favourite songs

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james struthers is a super-talented young lad who I've been mildly obsessed with for the past few years.

and rightfully so.

enjoy.

(& happy friday)
 

Happy birthday JCVD

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toughest mofo to ever study ballet

who has no shame about loving his dogs

whose movie JCVD is actually pretty kickass

who sported a some cray 80's hair


who did a WoW commercial in French

whose first role was 'gay karate man'





who got with stupid-hot kylie minogue back in the 90's

who has a smokin' hot daughter

who punched a snake in hard target

who was the inspiration for johnny cage from mortal kombat

whose middle name is 'Camille'

my favourite bad actor of all time..



 

This is actually amazing

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[LYRICS]

Mitt Romney strikes me, so hard.
Makes me feel like Shirley Sherrod.
Out of context, those words aren't mine.
The private sector's doing fine.
Feels good, when the economy's weak,
Responding with a national security leak.
Osama Bin Laden, I killed.
And that was a mission you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

If you've given three dollars before,
I'm asking again for a few dollars more.
Clint Eastwood and the empty chair
Would be bettter than this Republican pair.
Shut up, it's my turn.
Let's rap together. Go ahead. You've got a lot to learn.
Mr Ryan and his voucher retailin'.
Maybe he's just a brighter shade of Palin.
Mr Romney...and his friends on Wall Street.
What I'm saying is they're SuperPacking Heat.
And here is a woman Mitt killed.
But that was an attack ad you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

[JENNIFER GRANHOLM BREAKS IT DOWN]

Stop. Obamatime.
The race is still in play.
So I gotta be careful about what I say.
And so, from the Australian nation,
I'll be introducing the Strine translation.
The Republican party in the debt ceiling fight.
Ravings of the eccentric, lunar right.
There are those who don't believe my birth certificate.
There are nut jobs on the internet.
To your guns keep on clinging.
To myself I'll be singing...
"I so in love with you."
What we need now is the Colbert Bump.
But, just for a minute lets all do the Trump.
Trump, Trump, Trump. Yeeeaah. Not bad, huh?

[CHORUS]

Hogan, this is the real American booking.
Do you smell what Barack is cooking?
Morning in America? Not quite.
It's pre-dawn, but we will soon see the light.
Financial straits remain dire.
You've got to remember I did not start this fire.
It was Notorious G.O.P.
And if you choose to vote for me,
I will not just call you maybe.
I am ready to go all the way, baby.
That promise will be fulfilled.
So join this chorus, you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

[CODA]
 

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