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goddamn am I excited about the new star trek movie
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usually I'm pretty 'meh' about movies, even ones that I'm into I don't usually get all
omgomgomg
over them because I don't want to be disappointed when they come out because
let's face it
most movies aren't all they're hyped up to be.
even when I saw the jj abrams star trek a few years back it took a few viewings to really have
the awesomeness that is that movie
really sink in
'cause I'm such a jaded a-hole.
plus I was young and stupid and kinda had a hard time taking star trek and transferring it from the
campy ridiculous movies and tv shows I'd grown up with
into this epic pieces of storytelling with lots of explosions and lens flare and sweet dialogue
but here we are.
how things change.
coming to you from a sugar coma
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the holidays are the best time because that's when we do our holiday baking
yr girl doesn't bake because it's expensive and time-consuming and generally I'd rather have a salad
but once a year tyrone and I pull out all the stops and make ridic bakes goodness for our nearest 'n dearest
because why the eff not? it's christmas after all.
the best/worst part about this endeavour is licking spatulas and sneaking chocolate chips
and this year
having some of the home-made marshmallow goodness that's serving as filling for some epic chocolate & bacon & peanut butter moon pies
(omg I know)
except I must be getting on in years because after two small licks of marshmallow off the spoon I had a stomach ache and my head hurt and my body suddenly felt way heavier
like I'd just mixed together a small child
and eaten it.
this if scary and confusing to me because I used to have such a sweet tooth
back when I was a wee lass
but now I can't even go into the kitchen and look in the direction of all the
moon pies and cream cheese and icing and sugar and bacon and omg
without getting a queasy feeling deep in my insides saying
that ish is gonna clog up yr veins, girl. stahp.
so I do and it's weird.
I must have transported myself to some weird alternate universe
where I don't want to eat sweets
and people kick dj shadow offstage at his own show
because they
like my stomach
don't know a good thing when they get it.
Hip Hop Sunday #57 Pusha T ft Tyler, The Creator - Trouble On My Mind
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spent last night decorating a christmas tree that wasn't ours
which was more fun than it sounds
probably because there was greasy pizza, rum & eggnog and
good friends to hang out with
which if you ask me is the ideal saturday during the holidays.
happy hip hop sunday.
Woke up today thinking it was Monday
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it isn't!
sometimes it's the little things that make yr day.
Believe what?
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sometimes I just don't get why people do things.
like climb mountains. go into the ocean in a cage while sharks swim around them and try to nom on their extremities. wear shirts with anime on them. eat spiders. run ultramartathons. gel their hair. listen to justin bieber. wear socks that are more 'hole' than sock. go vegan. and get tattoos of the IKEA monkey with the word 'believe' on their bodies.
the world is a strange place.
In case you've ever wondered what my workday is like
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this conversation is pretty sums it up.
here's what I miss about festival season
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camping
greasy campire food
fatty arbuckle's at Motion Notion
dancing
singing
drinking with friends
tryone getting drunker than me (for once!)
beating komus up with inflatable mallets
road trips
staying up all night
shenanigans
topless girls
rolling in the grass
and
weather that isn't -30 with the wind chill.
summer, come back!
wrote my one and only exam today
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that picture isn't true tho
I totally knew what wtf was up
that bitch was essay-style which meant lots of writing
and because there were 'key terms' we needed to identify
and a 'cheat sheet' we were allowed to bring in
which I didn't do until last night
because I had Connectmas gift exchange & potluck this weekend
and spent sunday in a post-drink stupor
(southern comfort is a deadly mistress, my friends)
yr grl was up till 2am working on that ish
because I like to over-prepare
and typed up both of my essay-style answers
before boiling them
down
to my cheat-sheet bullet points.
whew
thankfully I didn't work today.
I slept in till the cat stepped on my face
showered
and went to ace that shit
which I'm pretty sure I did.
essay-style exams are my favourites because
despite my shitty writing here
I'm a pretty good writer IRL
and I always get A's on my papers
(not to brag or anything)
and after three hours of furious writing
hand cramps
and trying to beat the clock
it was all over.
and is half the school year.
fck yeah.
Killing Them Softly looks okay
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what I really enjoyed about the trailer was that they included this song by Jonny Cash, which I really really like, and a surefire way to get me to pay attention to anything is to play a little Cash.
I'm not huge on hitman movies but I like brad pitt so I have the trailer a whirl, it didn't look terrible but nothing really stood out
except Brad Pitt's sweet hair.
while my lady-senses tell me that Brad Pitt is at his hottest when he's all cleaned up and well-groomed there's something about Brad Pitt all greasy and lowlife-looking that I really enjoy. don't ask why.
so between the rotten tomatoes "fresh" rating and the Cash in the trailer and the greasy hair maybe I'll watch it, after all
besides I need some movies to tide me over till the new star trek comes out.
Bro says "I've never seen anything like this before" and I agree
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but not about the gold bars
lookit that hair!
