dude on a bike asked me for money today

September 14, 2011 - 10:33pm - by admin

I was sitting at the bus stop going to class and he rode by me and asked as he rode past "do you have any change??"

and I realized that I've been in a lot of weird situations that involved someone asking me for money and on the bus on the way to class I made a list of the weird ways in which I've been asked to give someone change and here they are

- by two guys who tried to get me to drink out of the bottle of straight whiskey they were sharing which I declined to do

- by a woman in a clown suit (I didn't ask)

- by a woman who was so drunk she fell head-first over the waist-high railing of the patio I was sitting on (she was okay)

- through the window at a coffee shop

- by a little kid who yelled "can I have a dollar?" at Tyrone and I as we rode past on our bikes

- on the bus and then he sat next to me for the entire 20-minute bus ride asking for change from everyone around me

- in the waiting room of a walk-in clinic once when I was sick

in other news I'm dressed like a big hipster today and this is what I look like

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