December 2010

They'll catch you now or never

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Today I got hit by a car.

I was crossing the road at the lights on my way to my English exam and a car slid through the red and into intersection and into me.

Don't worry, I'm okay.

I just got pushed a few feet and landed into the slush. The guy went to get out but I was fine and hobbled away because I was going to be late for my exam.

All day I just felt a bit banged up and annoyed because I smelled faintly of Puddle, but when I was on the couch eating my mushroom soup and watching Boondocks I realized that if he'd been going faster I could have really been hurt or even worse
died.

I started thinking about all the things I'd miss out on.

Like a pint of beer after a long day. Cuddles with Tyrone. My iPhone. Rare steaks with feta and roasted red pepper sauce (omnom). Holding hands. Fuck yeah Ryan Gosling. Swimming in Grand Beach, drunk, at 3am. Grebbles. The first (of many) snowfalls. Watching 4chan protect Wikileaks. My friends. Planning for the future. Living in the moment. Mind-blowing vegan food. The Internet. My Grandma S. Going on adventures in Adventure Boots. You.

Luckily I'm okay and live to adventure, party, tweet, love, blog another day.
 

To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die

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I was having a really bad day, honestly.

But reading this on a friends FaceBook profile made it all better:

oh and while your all still lookin at this post and reading i figured i may as well post some stuff for you all to go read. google civialin inmate labor program a declassified military document on concentration camps being built. been goin on since 1984. modern militia movenment. if you are of christian belief, a sovereign citizen, upset with the governemt you are clasified a terrorist. look up population control and learn what henry kissinger is really about. oh and barry sotouro yeah thats obama's real name he's not american. yeah do you also know that canada is bringin on forced vaccinations? or that health canada puts cheothereapy drugs in fast food and french fries baked goods junk food etc? like i said the info is there you just have to know where to go to get the info.

... Woah.

Maybe this guy wrote Scarlett Johansson is actually a clone too.
 

Think about the sun

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Bought Adventure Boots on the weekend for what else Adventuring.

They have ruffles and remind me of feet from Scott Pilgrim which makes them cooler than the other Ugg ripoffs I could have bought.

Plus they have fur on the inside which is good because brrrrr is winter here.

So walking around getting supplies for Santacon this past weekend was a breeze thanks to my Adventurous Feet.

"But what's Santacon?" you ask?

Well, it's when a group of idiots rowdies dress up like Santas and go on a pub crawl.

This is what it looks like:(Taken from the Santacon Wpg group)

If you live here and aren't going I don't know what's wrong with you.

Even my friend from the Internet is going!

Which leads me back to Adventure Boots and all the sort of debauchery and nonsense I'm going to get up to while I'm wearing them
(as opposed to inside debauchery and nogoodness)
and getting stoked about it at work.

What else am I supposed to do until Tumblr comes back online?
 

Here I am in this this uniformish pantsuit sort of thing

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Lasy night your (potentially) favorite boyfriendgirlfriend team had their socks rocked by Rufus Wainwright.

Pictured above with Brit pal Teddy Thompson who sang some ditties with him.

Wow's all I can say.

Well, not really.
I can say more.

The first half of the performance was really odd, avant-garde Rufus in a huge long cloak with a massive feathered collar piece and a five-plus foot train with creepy eye visuals and haunting piano.

Odd, but cool. I can dig it.

Unfortunately some dude in the 2nd row (we were in 4th -booyah) was loudly calling him inappropriate things
(yes, h's gay, get over it)
and made his poor wife leave in intermission between the avant garde piece and the regular kick ass performance.
Some people.

Luckily everyone else loved it.
He got a standing ovation and I dug his purple velour jacket and crazy green pants.
And his amazing, haunting, gorgeous voice.
 

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