so I was thinking about this song this morning

February 4, 2012 - 4:01pm - by admin

because @stefspeaks has had it stuck in my head for ages now

and I was thinking to myself

Shaggy is a really shitty friend

I mean, either he's a 'frenemy' and deliberately giving black Ben Stiller bad advice

or he's just doesn't care enough to set his friend straight

either way

he doesn't deserve to have a bunch of foxy women hanging around his house

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one of my profs has a beef with crows

January 12, 2012 - 5:08pm - by admin

he said this during a lecture once: let's talk seriously for a second about birth control for crows and yes it's weird and he's weird which is why his class is great, but he was talking about how crows are supersmart and wily and it worries him.

ever hear about those crows that use cars to crack nuts?

wtf is up with that?

there are lots of crows that hang around in my neighbourhood and some of them are downright intrusive. they'll hang around in front of our windows (we're on the 3rd floor) and yell at us or come right up to you while you're standing on the front stoop and give you mean crow cut-eye like they own the place.

personally they make me nervous, birds that are that smart are bound to figure it all out eventually.

I mean c'mon this crow figured out how to go tubing

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at first glance I thought this chick was me

January 10, 2012 - 9:09pm - by admin

but I can't speak Japanese

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I'll just leave this here

December 19, 2011 - 5:55pm - by admin

happy Monday, more later

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what happened to you, America?

December 8, 2011 - 2:44am - by admin

how did you let people like this have a hand in running your country?

if Rick Perry replaced

"gays in the military"
with
"Blacks in the military"
or
"Jews in the military"

people would cry bloody murder
and not let him get away with it

but

somehow

here we are

when someone who is
(apparently)
a serious contender for the presidency of the United States

is spewing hate speech that normally would get you

expelled from school
beaten up
ostracized
fired
even killed

as part of his campaign?

I repeat:

what the hell happened to you, America?

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0:38

December 7, 2011 - 5:46am - by admin

that's me right now, after a day of studying nonstop

one more day and I'll stop bombarding you guys with cop-out video/gif posts

(maybe)

(definitely)

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I'm so out of touch with kids these days

October 27, 2011 - 5:55pm - by admin

like for example

when did little kids start wanting to dress up as electronic music producers who dress up with big mouse heads?

when did they start listening to drum n bass?

and more importantly... why is an awful remix of Ghosts 'n Stuff being played at a children's Halloween dance?

I don't even know what's happening anymore.

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